yelled:

when you wake up early in the morning and sit on the edge of your bed like

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hedlunds:

im tired of things costing money

camwyn:

becausebirds:

"Why do you do these things to me?"

That is the face of an animal who understands not mere rage, but the thirst for vengeance.

-vvaste:

i’m so tired after a day of sleeping and doing nothing

spring1999:

*accidentally gives everyone in the row a lap dance while getting up to go to the washroom at the movie theatre*

(Source: spring2000)

zarax:

death-rebirth-senshi:

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

i cant stop laughing

(Source: lolgifs.net)

hottestblogger:

assassination: a nation that is sassy

isolated-roots:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

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